So Many Dicks on Chat Roulette

Thursday, April 8, 2010

There's no big news break here. Everyone already knows about this. I'm not the first to give my two cents, nor will I be the last. But it goes without being asked: Why are there so many people showing you their penis on Chat Roulette?

Here's what seems to be the ratio of people you'll be connecting with when you go to the site:

Alarming number of dicks, am I right? Yet that seems to be the case. You could click 'next' 40 times and maybe you'll come across 5 people that aren't jerking off. So why is it that so many people are feeling the need to whack off in front of their webcam and go on Chat Roulette?

Ask them. It turns out, most of them are (sadly) hoping that a chick comes on and shows them her tits so they can jack off to it. They think the girl will be so impressed by their monstrous 3-incher that the second they hop on CR, they'll get hornier than a (xxxxxxx) and start stripping. Very pathetic, isn't it? Even if by some fluke that actually does happen, fellas, you're still not going to be able to ACTUALLY fuck her. Plus, she can see whether or not you're some weird looking slob, and if you aren't and you're a normal looking guy, why aren't you out fucking real people instead of jerking off in front of a screen?

The funniest thing about this is when you come across these pictures on sites like Funnyjunk or Bored or 4Chan where people are posing as chicks using those looped GIF files, finding out the Facebook of the flasher guy, and posting a screen cap of it to their family and friends to embarrass their balls off. It's a shame nobody gets to see the conversations they have afterward, trying to explain themselves. Oh well, such is life.



This site is dead and has been for a long while, for multiple reasons—not the least of which is that it's of a different era (roughly 2007). You can no longer safely play around with discussing gray areas with a humorous twist. People don't read between the lines. If they want to be offended, they'll twist what you said to mean whatever they want, and you're guilty no matter what. Or, on the flip-side, instead of being too sensitive, they'll think you're somehow defending their awfully bigoted or shameful viewpoints, even if you aren't. Both extreme sides of everything are so black/white dumb that it's an impossible minefield to navigate. If anything on here doesn't age well, sorry; times have changed, and so do people, for better or worse. Get over it. (It being "everything") There is always more important shit out there going on. Out on limbs.



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