Why Does Pink Scream So Much?

Thursday, January 14, 2010

She really is annoying with that. Every one of her songs is just her screeching. Usually it's feminist, too. Apparently she's good for nothing but shouting, being mad at men, and looking like a lesbian suffering from parental neglect.

Examples: Her songs "So What" and "U + Ur Hand". Just listen to them, if you can. It's a shame that they're nothing but this incredibly annoying shriek that sounds like nails on chalkboard, because U + Ur Hand would make a pretty decent song if you changed the stupid ass lyrics and had someone else sing it.

Maybe she screams because she can't SING? Maybe she looks the way she does because it's easier to knowingly look odd than to just try to look beautiful but come to the end result of looking kind of manly and then seeming like you tried and failed? Maybe her music sucks so badly because...well, she's not alone there. Most music blows in general.

Nonetheless, yeah, when you belt out a song, it's supposed to be through "singing" it, not just yelling a bunch of your problems. This goes for your p.o.s. screamo bands out there as well. You know, the ones with men that look more feminine and have longer hair than Pink does? Equally as bad.



This site is dead and has been for a long while, for multiple reasons—not the least of which is that it's of a different era (roughly 2007). You can no longer safely play around with discussing gray areas with a humorous twist. People don't read between the lines. If they want to be offended, they'll twist what you said to mean whatever they want, and you're guilty no matter what. Or, on the flip-side, instead of being too sensitive, they'll think you're somehow defending their awfully bigoted or shameful viewpoints, even if you aren't. Both extreme sides of everything are so black/white dumb that it's an impossible minefield to navigate. If anything on here doesn't age well, sorry; times have changed, and so do people, for better or worse. Get over it. (It being "everything") There is always more important shit out there going on. Out on limbs.



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