A Guy's Perspective: Phone Calls

Sunday, August 30, 2009

One thing guys aren't known for is wanting to talk on the phone as much and as long as women tend to. That's because to a guy, essentially a phone call consists of 4 parts:

1) The Greeting
--Necessary to demonstrate that yes, the connection did go through and they did mean to call you.

2) The Purpose
--Why did you call? Better say it fast or I'll hang up.

3) The Confirmation
--Did you understand why they called? Are you in agreement?

4) The Closing
--Necessary to demonstrate that yes, the conversation is over.

Example of a typical phone call for a guy: "Yo, I'm outside. K. Cya." The end. No need for anything more than that.

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