Overalls Ruin All

Posted by Anthony Mango Thursday, November 18, 2010

Nobody looks good in overalls. Nobody.

Case in point.

The only time you should ever put on a pair of overalls is if you're dressing up as a stupid hick farmer stereotype for Halloween - and even then, you won't look attractive, but at least you'll accomplish the goal of having a funny and retarded looking appearance.

Remember the part of the movie She's All That when Rachel Leigh Cook was supposed to be ugly...she wore overalls.

"Aw, look at that, she's got paint on her overalls, what is that? Guys, there's no way she could be prom queen!"

Remember the wrestlers Hillbilly Jim and the Godwinns? Overalls, and not a looker in the bunch.

P.I.G. and H.O.G. - 'nuff said. At least I didn't put up a pic of "Naked Mideon"

Remember the last time you saw a hot person in overalls that wouldn't look better if they were in, I don't know, anything else? Exactly.

Let's see here...where did I put my sense of style...
Who designed overalls? They're like some weird crossbreed between 20 different types of clothing. Did the creator think to themselves "you know, I really like jeans, but I wish I had an annoying chest plate to go along with it, and some suspenders to make it snazzy"?

Overalls: the retarded cousin of the poncho and parachute pants - the clothes you wear when you want to look like a little kid that doesn't know how to dress himself.

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