Women and Compliments

Posted by Anthony Mango Saturday, May 15, 2010

Step 1: Call attention to something about your appearance. That way, everyone knows what you want them to talk about. If you're really desperate for the attention, say you think you're ugly.

Step 2: Wait for one of your friends to say you look pretty and that they're jealous.

Step 3: Smile, because you now got what you wanted.

Step 4: Find something to comment about your friend, as the only reason she said she thought you were pretty and that she was jealous is to try to get you to pity her so you'd say she looks pretty as well.

Step 5: Talk bad about that same friend to someone else.

Step 6: Sell out the friend you just talked bad to by saying she's talking trash about the other friend, excluding the fact that you did as well.

Step 7: Say you like that friend's clothes.

REPEAT.

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